Lyrics

CM: (Playing piano) \"Ma-ma-ma-ma-cita, donde esta Santa Cleese... The vato wit da bony knees... That comin' under da street wit no choos on his feet... And also he's walk to...\" No, no, that ain't it... \"Mamamacita, donde esta Santa Claus... Da guy wit da hair on his jaws... He's...\" Nah. Hey, man, come end here, man. I need some help, man.TC: Yeah, man. I deserve to dig that. Like, uh, what are ya doin', man?CM: Aw, I'm do the efforts to create a song about Santa Claus, man, yet it's not comin' out...TC: about who, man?CM: around Santa Claus, man. Girlfriend know, Santa Claus, man?TC: Oh, yeah, man. Ns played v those dudes, man.CM: What?TC: Yeah, brickandmortarphilly.com year at the Fillmore, man. Me and the bass player sat in, man.CM: Oh, hey, man, you think Santa Claus is a group, huh? No, it's no a group, man.TC: Wha? They rest up, man?CM: No, man. It's one guy, man. Y'know, he had actually a.a red suit on, man, v black patent animal leather choos... You recognize the guy, man.TC: Oh, yeah... He's through Motown, ain't he? Yeah, ns played through that dude, too, man. He's a great singer, man.CM: No, no, hold on, man. He's not through Motown, man.TC: Well, then he's through Buddah, man.CM: No, aw, man, you don't recognize who Santa Claus is, man!TM: Yeah, well, I'm no from here, man. Like, I'm from Pittsburgh, man. Ns don't know too many local dudes.CM: Ohhh, ns see. Well, hey, man, sit earlier and relax and I'll tell you da story about Santa Claus, man. Listen...(Background music begins)Once top top a time, about, hmmm, 5 years ago, there was this groovy dude and has surname was Santa Claus, y'know? and also he supplied to live end in the projects with his old lady and also they had a pretty great thing together due to the fact that his old lady was really fine and she might cook and also all that stuff prefer that, y'know. Like, she make da ideal brownies in town, man! Oh, I can remember 'em now, man. I could eat among 'em, man, wow...TC: Wow, go you understand these people, man?CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live following door to me, y'know... Till they acquired kicked out, man.TC: Wha? They gained kicked out of the projects, man?CM: Yeah, you recognize what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...TC: common freaks, huh?CM: Oh, yeah, man, castle were really freaks, man. Together a matter of fact, lock all relocated up phibìc together, y'know.TC: Oh, they had to go acquire their head together, man?CM: Yeah, get their head together. And also they started a commune, y'know. It was dubbed the... Uh...\"Santa Claus and his Old Lady Commune\"; it to be a real renowned one up there, man. And they offered to sit around and also groove all the time, y'know.TC: Oh, yeah?CM: Yeah, a really great time, man.TC: the sounds heavy.CM: Yeah, castle eat da brownies, man, and they drink da tea, man... And what they did many of da time, though, was make a lotta goodies, y'know? and they had every little thing they needed; castle only necessary to come right into town maybe as soon as a year or something like that...TC: To choose up the welfare check and the food stamps, right.CM: Yeah... No, no, what they did, man, is that, as soon as a year, once they made every the goodies, y'know, they provided ta placed 'em in a beeg chopping bag and, then, they offered ta take da chopping bag and give 'em to every the boys and also girls every da way around da world, man!TC: Hey, well, that's hip, man. The sounds genuine nice.CM: Oh, yeah, lock were yes, really nice people, man. And also so lot class, man... They had so much class, y'know. Like, also take da method they provided ta supply da toys, y'know. It's like, Santa Claus used ta have actually this really charp chort, man, y'know? It was lowered to da ground, had twice-pipes, candy-apple red and button top. Oooo, clean!TC: Hey, the sounds like a i know good snowmobile, man.CM: No, no, that wasn't a snowmobile; it was a sled, y'know. Among those large sleds, y'know? and also he used ta have it pulled by part reindeers, y'know, like, reindeers?TC: some what, man?CM: some reindeers, y'know. He offered ta hook lock onto da sled and also then he offered ta wake up inside da sled and hold on come da reins and then contact out your names, like, \"On Donner! On, Blitzen! ~ above Chewy! top top Tavo! C'mon, Becto!\" and then, the reindeers provided ta take it off into da sky and also fly throughout da sky, man!TC: Wow, man! That's much out, man!CM: Yeah! and also then, once they flied across da sky, they supplied ta come down to areas like, oh, Chicago, L.A., Nueva York and Pacoima and also all those places, y'know, and also then floor on top of people's roofs and also then 'ol Santa Claus would make himself real small, y'know, like, a real tiny guy, and also he'd come down da chimney and then the would provide you every da stuff the he made, man. And... Dig this, man... The did it every in one night, man!TC: Hey, just a minute, man. Now, how'd he do that, man?CM: Oh, well, man, he took da freeway. How else, man?TC: No, man. No, man, how'd he perform all that various other stuff, man? Like, how'd he do himself small, man. And, how'd he, like, how'd he get the reindeer off the ground, man?CM: Oh, well, man, he had actually some magic dust, man.TC: part magic dust?CM: Yeah, magic dust, y'know? He used ta provide a little bit come da reindeer, a little bit come Santa Claus, a tiny bit more for Santa Claus, a small bit more...TC: and also this would gain the reindeer off, man?CM: Aw, acquired 'em off, man? space you kidding, man? lock flew all da means around da world, man!TC: Hey, that's much out, man! Hey, exactly how come I've never ever met this dude, man?CM: Oh, man, the doesn't perform that bit anymore, man. It obtained too dangerous, man.TC: Yeah, I can dig that, man, 'cause that's a dangerous bit, man!CM: Yeah, lemme phone call ya, it sure was, man. Like just two years ago, man, he got stopped at the border, y'know, and also they take it him into one more room and also took off his clothes, man, and also searched him and also searched his bag the goodies, man... And also then, as soon as he was leaving, man, he was flying with the air and somebody took a chot in ~ his reindeer, y'know.TC: Aw, that's a drag, man.CM: Yeah, it yes, really was, man. And then, man, he went down South, man, and they tried to reduced off his hair and also his beard, man. And all the time, the was gaining stopped and also pulled over and asked because that his ID, man... Just anywhere he went, the ran right into too much recession, man.TC: No, man, you mean he ran right into too much repression, man.CM: Aw, \"repression\"...\"recession\"...man, it's every da very same thing, man.TC: Yeah, man. But, it's a drag, man, 'cause we can sure usage a dude like that best now.CM: Oh, that still come around, man.TC: Oh, yeah?CM: Yeah, but he comes in disguises now...TC: Aw, he went \"underground\".CM: Yeah, \"underground\", man.TC: I have the right to dig it.CM: Yeah. Yet you ought to see his disguise, man; nobody would ever before know it was him, man.TC: Oh, yeah?CM: Yeah.


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He's got a job in former of da department store, ringing this bell and also playing this tambourine beside this black pot, y'know?TC: Aw, I seen the dude, man!CM: Yeah! You understand who I'm talk about, man!TC: Yeah, man! ns played v that cat brickandmortarphilly.com year, man!CM: Wha?TC: Yeah, we played in former of a store, man! us made a lot of bread, man!CM: Aw, hey, wait a minute, man! Santa Claus is not a musician, man!TC: I'm hip, man! the cat didn't know any kind of tunes, man!CM: Oh, hey, wait a minute, man... No, he's not hip to that at all, man.TC: No, i played with this dude, man.CM: room you sure, man?TC: Positive!